lol what am i doing with my life

A humor/fandom/ind--no you know what I have no idea what my blog is so enjoy

Sep 29

dadsofficial:

So apparently it’s a turnoff to yodel during sex?

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starllex:

I don’t get how babies can cry at restaurants lol like nigga why you cryin there’s food around you rejoice

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curtest:

My mom say that everyone has a beautiful side. So I guess I’m a circle.

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spunkydads:

the problem with rich people is that i am not one

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supersmashthestatebros:

no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.

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jobhaver:

you: that is a nice ass shirt

me: thank you but, to be honest, its called “pants” and not an “ass shirt”

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jackedoff:

turn on: when all my coloring pencils are sharpened and pointy

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princcess:

The moment of pure panic when accidentally activating Siri in a quiet place

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