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Aug 25
sammy-got-pimped-for-pie:

thesnorkelbootexpress:

sammy-got-pimped-for-pie:

In honor of back-to-school.

YOU KNOW WHAT, NO. FUCK THIS. JUST FUCK THIS MAN. JESUS H CHRIST THE H STANDS FOR HITLER.
YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS AFTER HIGH SCHOOL? ABSOLUTE LITERAL SHIT FUCKING AGONY OF THE HEART, MIND, BODY, AND SOUL. HIGH SCHOOL IS EASY MODE. YOU HAVE SOMEONE AT LEAST TELLING YOU WHAT YOU SHOULD EVEN FUCKING CONSIDER TO DO NEXT. YOU MIGHT NOT LIKE IT BUT GUESS WHAT. WHEN YOU TRIVIALIZE WHATEVER IT IS THEY’RE TELLING YOU OUT OF SPITE YOU’RE NOTHING MORE THAN A BIG FUCKING HYPOCRITE.
THE ‘REAL WORLD’ AS IT WERE IS INDEED ENTIRELY FUCKING DIFFERENT FROM YOUR BULLSHIT ‘HIGH SCHOOL’ REAL LIFE.CHRIST. LISTEN TO WHAT YOUR ELDERS ARE TELLING YOU. THEY AREN’T DOING IT FOR THEIR OWN HEALTH. THEY’RE DOING IT BECAUSE IT’S SHIT YOU’RE GOING TO NEED TO KNOW WHEN YOU GRADUATE AND THE WORD IMMEDIATELY STARTS TO SHIT ON YOU. AND BEFORE YOU GO “NO, THE WORLD IS ALREADY SHITTING ON ME YOU ARE WRONG” STOP AND STRAP IN FOR THIS NEXT BIT I’M GONNA LAY DOWN.
YOU KNOW NOTHING OF BEING SHIT ON BY THIS VILE CONCEPT WE CALL LIFE.
I ENVY ALL OF THESE FUCKERS GOING BACK TO HIGH SCHOOL. I TOTALLY DO. I’D MUCH RATHER BE DEALING WITH THAT INSTEAD OF CRIPPLING DEBT, A COMPLETE DEPRIVATION OF SLEEP (YOU THINK YOU’RE TIRED NOW, FUCKER?), WONDERING IF I’M GOING TO BE ABLE TO AFFORD FOOD. FUCKING FOOD. AND HAVING TO DEAL WITH THIS PIECE OF SHIT JOB UNTIL I CAN ACTUALLY AFFORD TO GO BACK TO COLLEGE.
YEAH NO, SORRY, YOU’RE PROBABLY RIGHT. HAVING A TOTALLY AND COMPLETELY STRUCTURED LIFE MUST REALLY SUCK. INSTEAD OF BITCHING AND MOANING ABOUT IT YOU BETTER SIT DOWN, SHUT UP, AND START DOING SOME SERIOUS PLANNING BEFORE HARD MODE GETS TURNED ON AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE REAL SHIT.
TL;DR
THIS HAS BEEN A RANT BY ME (AN ABSOLUTE SHIT HEAD SHITMAN WHO IS SHIT) ABOUT HOW MUCH BULLSHIT IT IS TO THINK THAT HIGHSCHOOL IS SO MUCH HARDER THAN LIVING A LIFE OUTSIDE OFHIGHSCHOOL. FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCKYOU FCOKYOU FUCKYOYFUCKYOU.

i smell a degree in philosophy with a minor in “never hugged as a child”

Please love yourself

sammy-got-pimped-for-pie:

thesnorkelbootexpress:

sammy-got-pimped-for-pie:

In honor of back-to-school.

YOU KNOW WHAT, NO. FUCK THIS. JUST FUCK THIS MAN. JESUS H CHRIST THE H STANDS FOR HITLER.

YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS AFTER HIGH SCHOOL? ABSOLUTE LITERAL SHIT FUCKING AGONY OF THE HEART, MIND, BODY, AND SOUL. HIGH SCHOOL IS EASY MODE. YOU HAVE SOMEONE AT LEAST TELLING YOU WHAT YOU SHOULD EVEN FUCKING CONSIDER TO DO NEXT. YOU MIGHT NOT LIKE IT BUT GUESS WHAT. WHEN YOU TRIVIALIZE WHATEVER IT IS THEY’RE TELLING YOU OUT OF SPITE YOU’RE NOTHING MORE THAN A BIG FUCKING HYPOCRITE.

THE ‘REAL WORLD’ AS IT WERE IS INDEED ENTIRELY FUCKING DIFFERENT FROM YOUR BULLSHIT ‘HIGH SCHOOL’ REAL LIFE.CHRIST. LISTEN TO WHAT YOUR ELDERS ARE TELLING YOU. THEY AREN’T DOING IT FOR THEIR OWN HEALTH. THEY’RE DOING IT BECAUSE IT’S SHIT YOU’RE GOING TO NEED TO KNOW WHEN YOU GRADUATE AND THE WORD IMMEDIATELY STARTS TO SHIT ON YOU. AND BEFORE YOU GO “NO, THE WORLD IS ALREADY SHITTING ON ME YOU ARE WRONG” STOP AND STRAP IN FOR THIS NEXT BIT I’M GONNA LAY DOWN.

YOU KNOW NOTHING OF BEING SHIT ON BY THIS VILE CONCEPT WE CALL LIFE.

I ENVY ALL OF THESE FUCKERS GOING BACK TO HIGH SCHOOL. I TOTALLY DO. I’D MUCH RATHER BE DEALING WITH THAT INSTEAD OF CRIPPLING DEBT, A COMPLETE DEPRIVATION OF SLEEP (YOU THINK YOU’RE TIRED NOW, FUCKER?), WONDERING IF I’M GOING TO BE ABLE TO AFFORD FOOD. FUCKING FOOD. AND HAVING TO DEAL WITH THIS PIECE OF SHIT JOB UNTIL I CAN ACTUALLY AFFORD TO GO BACK TO COLLEGE.

YEAH NO, SORRY, YOU’RE PROBABLY RIGHT. HAVING A TOTALLY AND COMPLETELY STRUCTURED LIFE MUST REALLY SUCK. INSTEAD OF BITCHING AND MOANING ABOUT IT YOU BETTER SIT DOWN, SHUT UP, AND START DOING SOME SERIOUS PLANNING BEFORE HARD MODE GETS TURNED ON AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE REAL SHIT.

TL;DR

THIS HAS BEEN A RANT BY ME (AN ABSOLUTE SHIT HEAD SHITMAN WHO IS SHIT) ABOUT HOW MUCH BULLSHIT IT IS TO THINK THAT HIGHSCHOOL IS SO MUCH HARDER THAN LIVING A LIFE OUTSIDE OFHIGHSCHOOL. FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCKYOU FCOKYOU FUCKYOYFUCKYOU.

i smell a degree in philosophy with a minor in “never hugged as a child”

Please love yourself


Aug 21

frostlawyer:

Things I Should Be Doing

  • so many

Things I Am Not Currently Doing

  • any of that

(via fake-mermaid)


thesassycat:

some people be needing some

image

(via tyleroakley)


dajo42:

whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”

(via fake-mermaid)


svveden:

my girlfriend framed her first anon hate

svveden:

my girlfriend framed her first anon hate

(via fake-mermaid)


unclefather:

"Thanks for calling me a bitch because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are nature. and nature is beautiful. So thanks for calling me beautiful(: "

image

(via fake-mermaid)


thepartyposse:

kohwala:

do celebrities even snapchat?

there has to be beyoncé rocking the quadruple chin out there somewhere 

(via fake-mermaid)


bitch-pudding:

myspcefamous2012:

the breakfast club isnt even about breakfast 

you could have at least said spoiler alert

(via fake-mermaid)


Aug 20

padalecki-party:

blackichigo1:

LMAOOO HAHAHA

this was the greatest joke I have ever heard

(via sammy-got-pimped-for-pie)


padalecki-party:

blackichigo1:

LMAOOO HAHAHA

this was the greatest joke I have ever heard

(via sammy-got-pimped-for-pie)


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