lol what am i doing with my life

A humor/fandom/ind--no you know what I have no idea what my blog is so enjoy

Sep 17

Me: I want a guy to text me
Friend: how about you text a guy
Me: I have no one to text
Friend: text someone who can get you somewhere in life
Me: I can text a taxi

Sep 6


*hits on you* *actually hits you*

(via fake-mermaid)

  • demon: i possessed you
  • me: get the fuck out
  • demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
  • me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit


my mom bought me a camouflage sweater today and i was like mom why did u do that and she said “so u can go hunting for men”

(via fake-mermaid)


Cannibals may seem nice but they’re just trying to butter you up

(via fake-mermaid)

(via popsicled)


my life is one part “wait” and another part “what”

(via fake-mermaid)


why are bras and period products so fucking expensive okay this shit pisses me off, it’s not like i asked for boobs or for my vagina to destroy itself every month

(via fake-mermaid)


me when I’m me

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take a chill pill, your honor

(via fake-mermaid)

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